masalamermaid:

"youre in college! You dont have to ask for your parents’ permission anymore!!!"

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Marvel/Brooklyn 99 AU → Tony Stark as Gina Linetti

"I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president based on my skill set, dance moves, and bloodlust."
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heyfunniest:

my life in a picture

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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

HW