Me watching a detective show
- Detective: How did you know the victim?
- Girl in long coat: He was my boyfriend
- Me: She did it
- Detective: When did you last see him?
- Man with beard: Last night
- Me: He did it
- Detective: Were you close?
- Old woman: I barely knew him
- Me: She did it
- Middle-aged business man: I did it
- Me: I knew it
Reblogged from Are you always this persnickety?
Tags: accurate
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but womens are a little bit more relevant
Reblogged from coffee and tv.
NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.
number all of them
ALL OF THIS.
Reblogged from burn everything you love, then burn the ashes.
I have this unrealistic idea that somehow everything will fall into place in the future for me and I’ll be happy and life will just be perfect.
Reblogged from burn everything you love, then burn the ashes.
Tags: ACCURATE
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