amphetameme:

i get so flustered whenever interviewers ask me ‘so why do you want to work here?’ because the first thing that pops into my head everytime is ‘i need your money to survive, you capitalist pig’ but thats not the appropriate answer

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

Me watching a detective show

Detective: How did you know the victim?
Girl in long coat: He was my boyfriend
Me: She did it
Detective: When did you last see him?
Man with beard: Last night
Me: He did it
Detective: Were you close?
Old woman: I barely knew him
Me: She did it
Middle-aged business man: I did it
Me: I knew it
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